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35-Year-Old Malawi Man Dies During Romp With Sex Worker, Official Cause Of Death “Extreme Orgasm”

Goin’ out with a bang.

Djibouti, Djibouti city, man buying condom at pharmacy

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35 is WAY too young to die but we can’t imagine a more satisfying way to transition to the upper room than a nu-…climax.

According to Daily Star, a mortal reputation Charles Majawa from Phalombe, Malawi fell unconscious and later died after a cavort in the sack with a neighbourhood sex worker. The Migowi Health Centre’s coroner examined the body and deduced that Mr. Majawa died during intercourse.

A postmortem rostered the cause of death as being due to “excessive orgasm which induced blood vessels in the ability to rupture.”

Word is that this untimely, deplorable, and rare extinction has been the running joke on Malawi’s social media pulpits. A local newspaper described Majawa’s death as, “( fatality) of too much sexual pleasure and sweetness.” Thus, memes ought to have flying around the internet of parcels of carbohydrate with “take at your own risk” names in addition to photos of cars jam-pack with male fares saying,” on their room to Phalombe “.

We don’t know what kind of sense of humor the Majawa family has but we’re pretty sure that they agonize their loss and the jokes probably don’t help.

Rest in peace.

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